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for allowing me to send you emails. I must apologies for
the poor sentence structures, grammatical errors and
erraneous use of literary devices. I never usually read
over the stuff that I sent. Please forgive me, I need to
be more serious and professional. I have heard
that the logo above the title "web news" is not
visiable. I will attempt to fix the problem, if not it
will be taken down. I know the emails are a bit too
close of late, so I'll try to space them out. This will
probably be the last one for the month. Oh, my apologies
if I sounded harsh; just my wrong choice of words and
misguided intentions of decimals. Thanks again and
remember to visit the site and enjoy. Don't forget
I am open to emails. The following is on the message
board, listed under poems. Have a blast!
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T he TV is my
Shepherd; I shall not want. It makes me lie
down on the sofa. It leads me away from the
Scriptures, It destroys my soul. It leads me
in the paths of sex and violence, For the
sponsor's sake. Yea, though I walk in the
shadow of my Christian
responsibilities, There will be no
interruptions; For the TV is with me. It's
cable and it's remote control-- They comfort
me. It prepares a commercial before me, In
the presence of my worldliness. It anoints my
head with humanism. My coveting runneth
over. Surely laziness and ignorance shall
follow me all the days of my life; And I
shall dwell in the house watching TV forever.
"I will set no wicked thing before mine
eyes:" Psalms
101:3 |